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A big black dick

How come people always assume black dicks are big dicks? Man, that’s fucked up and racist. I’ve seen plenty of average-sized black dicks. Well, I mean, one. And I think he was half white. And if you count all the black dicks I’ve seen on the Internet, then my experiences with black dicks have been like one thousand parts big black dick, one part medium sized black dick.
And I guess that one medium sized black dick was bigger than my stupid tiny dick, so I suppose now that I think about it, all the black dicks I’ve ever seen were relatively big black dicks.

Okay, yeah, I agree, big black dick.

fuckin dumbass bitch on facebook talking about the ‘mexican penguins’ from happy feet bitch penguins don’t live in mexico those are motherfuckin adelie penguins and they’re indigenous to the antarctic coast. quit bein a stupid shit.

trutle:

This app. This fucking app.

the-absolute-best-posts:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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trustthapo:

8bitsnakes:

“I’m going to kill your cat.”

“Your dog is disgusting.”

“Eew why the hell would you want a rabbit.”

“I’m not coming over to your house until you get rid of your fish.”

If none of these statements are socially or morally acceptable then why the hell would it be okay for you to say them to a reptile or insect owner.

Story of my freaking life.

I say the first and third regularly.
RIght, Allie?

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